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Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

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Captain Hook
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Hi! I'm Captain James Solanus Hook. I have taken up residence in your local fruit bin. Some of my favorite poems are by Robert Service and Dr. Seuss. I love the works of Norman Rockwell and Hayao Miyazaki, for their sincerity, beauty, and grace. Mangoes are delicious. I enjoy the company of cats and moody rabbits, and during the summer I have the time of my life working with horses and friends at Girl Scout camp. I enjoy coffee table books and nature, and climbing trees is one of my favorite past times. I plan on majoring in psychology and getting my graduate degree in psychiatry, but I'm keeping my mind open to other opportunities. Socks might just be my best friends, besides my cat, Isis. I also like making stuffed animals and sock creatures, whether it's just for practice or for a friend. Grammatical and spelling mistakes, and text-speech, are my greatest pet peeves. I drink a lot of hot tea, preferably with honey and milk. Herding llamas is definitely my main purpose in life.

Current Residence: fruit bin
Favourite band: We Are Scientists

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FluffyParcel 2 days ago  Student Artisan Crafter
thank you for the fav ^^
Thank you so much for faving :hug:
MrPanek Apr 7, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the fav!

thanks for adding Ouroboros to your favourites.

'tis appreciated!
YANKA-arts-n-crafts Mar 27, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
XxScarletxRosexX Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

Thanks for the :+fav:~ :iconrubcheeksplz:

hey thanks for the fav!! :huggle:
Infinite-Word-Forge Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for adding my work to your favorites and thank you for reading.
deskridge Mar 1, 2014   Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:!
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